Monthly Archives: April 2009

Exertion

by Catherine Heyl

by Catherine Heyl

My mother made this mosaic when she was ill. Like most in Heath, my home town, she was always busy. She had many many more friends, interests and household projects of varying seriousness than there were hours in the day or years in her life. She bought a house full of trash with a goat living in it, an excellent way to stay busy. Luckily, we had fantastic neighbors.

The cat tiles have been muffled in tissue amongst my things for ten years, moving from place to place . It feels good to unwrap them.

The view from my bedroom window

foggy morning

foggy morning

Death on the Ridge Road by Grant Wood

Death on the Ridge Road by Grant Wood

The painting is at the Williams College Museum of Art and has more drama than most movies. I first saw it when I was young(er) and (even more) impressionable. The echo of it outside my new lodgings gives the view some potential, don’t you think? Caper stands on the bed and barks at whoever comes over the hill. But I can’t accuse her of having any art historical leanings. She just likes the sound of her own voice.

More on Grant Wood here.

Michael Oher is going to Baltimore. Interesting.

The left tackle who was the subject of Michael Lewis’ very interesting analysis of the economics of the modern football offense, The Blind Side, has kept his shit together at Old (Ol’?) Miss and was drafted to the Ravens. I think I will go watch him play in the fall- another reason to visit that fine city. Read the book, let me know if you want to come. The talking shoulders on ESPN are in love with him, proving again that brutality and sentimentality are close relatives.

Going Postal by Terry Pratchett

Often the thing that comes closest to the feeling of the truth is lies. This is not a bad thing. Facts are often irrelevant and fairly dull. Lies can be poetry. And feelings are, sadly, totally divorced from reality.
Moist Von Lipwig is a career conman who gets caught and after being hung til almost dead is placed in charge of the completely dysfunctional postal service of a seething, crooked, multicultural city. He is the perfect management choice. He uses his confidence tricks to understand people and get them to do amazing things. His gold suit and fakery works better than any dull facts.

Perhaps this is why all management texts and “leadership” training are absolute and utter bullshit. What you need to do is make people believe they are leaders and they will behave like them. And, you need to give them a show.

We have this amazing store of energy that positively leaks out of us, if we don’t put it to work. We get to choose how we direct that power for as long as we have it- it is mostly invisible and so potent that usually we can’t bear to think of it.
Good luck with your confidence games this week, my friends.

Surprise Parties are Actually Quite Fun

birthdayface

birthdayface


tallboys- my favorite.

tallboys- my favorite.


vamping

vamping

Woodman’s Fried Clams

nice flickr photo

nice flickr photo


When you come visit we will eat these. I went with a new friend and it was perfect. The tartar sauce has real flavor and balances the rich battered deliciousness of the clams. With coleslaw and MGD as vegetables. yum.

Road kill

I’m lying down in the road
trying to grind a smear of
feathers and gristle
into the hollow between
my shoulder blades.
If I smell like death
I can walk right next to you
and you won’t know
I’m alive.

glub glub

“You must write what you can at the time.” Kay Ryan, Poet Laureate

Waiting to hear from Parsons

smells like failure.  delicious!

smells like failure. delicious!


The football novel is dead. After careful discussion with Scottomatic in which all works of art are compared to the Big Lebowski, i.e.

“It sounds like what you have is the rug, but you don’t have the kidnapping and all the stuff that happens afterwards.”

It is true. All I had was the rug. And I have been embroidering a piss soaked rug for 3 years. Time to let it go.

I’ll keep writing little things until I get a new idea, hopefully one that includes a plot.

Finished Project

caper is impressed with my fashion design.

caper is impressed with my fashion design.

Anything to keep from working on my wretched novel.