Category Archives: novel

Commencement by J. Courtney Sullivan

I brought this Smith novel along for a weekend with my vibrant college friends and tried to see them as these characters: no go.  Although there were some (extremely implausible) exciting plot points and a feminist core, it was buried under calorie fixation and pale blue tank tops.  Boring.  And even Sullivan’s buddies at the NYT pointed out that one (brooklyn based) character’s drinking problem is unexamined, even though she memorably wakes up alone and covered in blood.

However, she wrote the whole damn thing and sold it and has 40 people still on the waitlist to read it in my suburban library system.  I will take that as inspiration.

Hope Brings A Turtle: Part One

I am sorting my old papers and finding some good writing

Hope brought a turtle down to the neighbor’s pond.

“That’s it, Snappy, Dad says you’ll be happy here.”

She started crying, two knees in the mud. Snappy headed for the water, unperturbed. Instead of going home, Hope spied on the neighbors. There was a woman on the porch, hunched over a notebook, writing and drinking out of a coffee mug and smoking, with two feet up on the porch rail. Remembering Snappy, Hope sobbed in the bushes at the edge of the neighbors’ lawn.

Her father had told her that the turtle would eat up the huge and filthy family of goldfish that had bred from the pair he had suggested she release there last summer. It was a manmade pond, fed by a spring but lined with plastic. The first summer after it was built, a hundred thousand baby frogs had beached themselves on the steaming black pond liner and created a crusty film of brown frog jerky. Hope bellied her way, sniffling, to a forsythia bush with a better view of the woman on the porch. It was a bright, breezy summer day and the neighbors’ grass was cut short and well tended. No sticks, no bare patches.

About the book

It’s about suicide

but god, it’s funny.

So funny you stay up

every night

until you finish it.

The tears still caught

in your eyelashes

when you reach over

to turn out the light.

Waiting to hear from Parsons

smells like failure.  delicious!

smells like failure. delicious!


The football novel is dead. After careful discussion with Scottomatic in which all works of art are compared to the Big Lebowski, i.e.

“It sounds like what you have is the rug, but you don’t have the kidnapping and all the stuff that happens afterwards.”

It is true. All I had was the rug. And I have been embroidering a piss soaked rug for 3 years. Time to let it go.

I’ll keep writing little things until I get a new idea, hopefully one that includes a plot.

where I’m writing

I Think I’m Gonna Win This Year!