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Lisbeth Salander says Yes to the Dress: Movie Review

I had the pleasure of attending the Cabot Theatre’s recent showing of the Swedish film versions of the Stieg Larsson Trilogy. I was surprised and fascinated by the European style violence countered with the main character Lisbeth’s struggle for personal and legal independence. In the final film, she is on trial for attempted murder and she dresses a particular way- like a clockwork orange goth. This is a nod to her past suffering of sexual violence and government conspiracies. Nearly everyone underestimates her, pegs her as a dangerously insane woman, and this makes the conclusion extremely satisfying. Viewers also see her in her cell scrubbing at her eyeliner, so it is very clear that this appearance is a performance.

The clothes mania of adult women ensnared by the wedding industry has been well studied. How are you supposed to think about that special time?

You’ve spent the past year thinking about what you’ll look like on your wedding day. Every detail, from the dress and the shoes to your accessories and hairstyle, has been planned for months.

The reason this marketing can get hooks into nearly every woman is because we know how important the uniform, armor, outfit is to a given situation. Who are we? We aren’t what we eat, but what we wear in the eyes of a prospective employer, mate, in-law, school, or friend.

Salander uses changing her appearance to great effect, although it cannot shield her entirely. In the first movie she is attacked by a group of drunks, perhaps because she looks like she is trying to be something other than a feminine target perhaps simply because she didn’t get out of the way quick enough.

I had a recent moment of wardrobe realization in a fitting room: In a buttoned down navy blue suit I was the woman in charge. There are opportunities in every day for right thought, right action, right speech and I muse, right clothes. Our identities can be fluid, suited to an event or a mood- not locked in or branded as marketers might wish. I own a suit. But I am not a Suit.

Failure for Depth

My blogging friend Jon said that he received the suggestion to post more of his failures to add depth to his writing. I like this suggestion. My failures: Failing to go see Vision after kvetching far and wide about one dimensional representations of women in movies. The movie I chose to watch? It featured Alyssa Milano falling in love with her, wait for it, imaginary friend. Who has returned to her life because she is about to marry the wrong man. Sundays at Tiffany’s. There are diamonds and pouffy princess wedding dresses involved.
I have only myself to blame.

State and Main: Movie Review


PRODUCER: How are you getting along with the locals?
DIRECTOR: Like dykes and dogs.

Alright fine I love David Mamet. This is a cynical film about making a movie in a small town. And it’s also an old fashioned romantic comedy. Alec Baldwin sleazes around town and Sarah Jessica Parker is the needy emotional vacuum leading lady. It was filmed in Manchester by the Sea, pretending to be Vermont by keeping the cameras pointed inland.
Philip Seymour Hoffman plays the writer and Rebecca Pidgeon is an unflappable small town bookstore owner as the real heroes of the film about purity? and second chances. Mamet gets to have it both ways, cynical and hopeful, mistakes made and redemption found.

Hot Tub Time Machine: Men on the verge of a nervous breakdown

How is this better than The Hangover? Rob Corddry’s hilarious alcoholism and mania is used right away to drive the film. (Go UMASS!) I felt like I was back at 88 Pelham Road (the dawg pound, home of my UMASS friends)- don’t go on the trampoline with your forty and all those mushrooms! The Hangover, despite being in Vegas with an actual tiger, declawed Ed Helms- their best asset showed none of the poorly repressed rage he brought to the early seasons of The Office. John Cusack, Craig Robinson, and even the young guy that A.O. Scott compares to John Hodgeman combine extreme cuteness, myopic self obsession and pathos that no woman can hope to get close to. The idea of them working together on anything is laughable, except in a movie with a time machine.

“I love how much you hate yourself,” one of the fleeting female characters says to Corddry.

One note: John Cusack’s hair piece makes me sad. Is he right that we could not love him the same as an adult with male pattern baldness as we love his full haired eighties self? Also I think he’s had a facelift. I adore him anyway, but I don’t understand him. The character he played in Say Anything, all grown up and turned into a miserable insurance salesman, or hired killer, or asshole record store owner, he’s got that same accessible untouchability. Is everything okay? What are you thinking about? Can I get you anything?

As a woman I am on the outside of these stories, technically- the only women who appear are sweet pieces of ass and floating breasts. Though they haul in a Deschanel lookalike as a romantic interest, she isn’t allowed to Ringwald. But I identify with these miserable men. Oh, hot tub time machine, I’ve tried you a few times. Do men have any idea how women think and want and do just the same things? They must, since we buy so many film tickets for movies that show hardly any women we can recognize.

Leaving the mall I walk to my car, a facsimile of the car I learned to drive on, and turn on the radio. The Red Hot Chili Peppers. I drive to the small New England town I moved to and think about how I’ve been reliving my teens these past 18 months- but with a different pov. Two weeks ago I watched the high school musical with all the proud grandmas. Sunday I’m moving in upstairs from Carina and her husband. Stay tuned for the sitcom. Should I act like I’m eighteen again and light out for the west coast, make some movies with actual women in them?

Sherlock Holmes: Movie Review

I went to the Cabot Cinema in downtown Beverly for this movie with my wonderful neighbors. Any film watched there is improved by the handmade chocolates, mulled cider, and tuxedoed magician playing piano in the lobby.
Long, fun, and silly this is Holmes as Indiana Jones, lacking in depth but making up for it in action. Recommended, especially for evenings when you’ve been thinking too much and need a slight temporary lobotomy.

Herb and Dorothy: Movie Review

This lighthearted documentary by Megumi Sasaki is appropriate for today: it is about a Museum Club for two that has lasted for 45 years. Herb was a high school drop out and wannabe artist/postal worker. Dorothy had moved from Elmira to the big city and got a job at the Brooklyn Heights branch of BPL. They met at a dance. She knew nothing about art, they went to the National Gallery on their honeymoon and educated themselves and immersed themselves in the New York art scene of the sixties through the present, carefully choosing small works they could afford that would fit in their apartment.
It’s both lovely and totally insane. Their apartment is full of cats, turtles, and so much art they can’t sit on the couch. They were addicted to buying art- greedy for it- hoarding it. But they are also lovely people who spent their lives truly appreciating the work of artists and supporting their friends. Watch the movie. Tell me what you think.

Julie and Julia: Movie Review

Yes, I know this movie came out what feels like years ago: the content is 1950s and 2002, the concept in very Ephron eighties. Poor little Amy Adams sounds like she’s doing a Meg Ryan impersonation the whole time. But I like waiting until movies play at my neighborhood theater where I can get hot mulled cider and handmade Pride’s Crossing turtle candies. MMM. And! My new friend Jessica went with me so we could laugh at Amy’s weird clothes and self-absorbed behavior together.

But, of course that maniac Meryl Streep is amazing, making me think “I want to be irrepressible!” and then wonder what I meant. I like how the women have friends and real friendships, well Julia does anyway, and they are important. The film sets up an interesting contrast between Julia Child’s work and her husband’s civil service: who changed the world more? What venues were open to Julia- was the choice of writing this cookbook revolutionary? Where has it led us? And does Julie Powell’s crazed (uncreative?) striving signal a positive cultural shift?

But Emily, isn’t this national novel writing month? Should you really be critiquing other’s hard work right now, instead of cranking out words for your novel? Too true, people who searched the internet for pictures of a lemon sprout and found me.

Roxanne by Steve Martin

roxanneInstead of watching the New York teams fail miserably, I watched this fantastic romantic comedy courtesy of Mr. Steve Martin. If you haven’t seen it lately, you really should.

Sweet, funny, intelligent, it has a sunny small town California setting without meanness but with excellent physical comedy. It’s magical and hopeful and the conceit, based on Cyrano De Bergerac, makes you believe that they could fall in love so quickly. I was trying to make a list of romantic comedies that don’t leave that cruddy manipulated diet coke aftertaste and all I have is this, Groundhog Day, and It Happened One Night. What do you suggest?

District 9: Holy Crap

Remember how George Lucas made those three new Star Wars movies and they were bigoted, wooden and irrelevant? District 9 has what they lacked, although it is bleak and violent and doesn’t relieve the tension with any Han Solo smile or banter. The main character, Wikus, has Solo’s selfishness, but without the cushion of swagger and independence- Wikus’ beady eyes are weak and he loves his wife and he’s not very bright. He behaves like it.

Why are there no female aliens????  Sexism?  Or allegory?

I saw it last night and I’m still thinking it over- but I recommend it to you so we can talk about it.

Titian, Tintoretto and Veronese: Rivals in Renaissance Venice

“Titian, Tintoretto, Veronese: Rivals in Renaissance Venice,” on view in the Gund Gallery, Museum of Fine Arts, Mar 15-Aug 16, 2009.

I sprung for the audiotour and it made the exhibition for me- especially the sassy Italian clothing historian. With her guidance, the details on these velvety scenes made social historical sense. I also very much enjoyed curator Frederich Ilchman’s erudite nasal gentle sarcasm. He is speaking tonight for free and the exhibit closes in ten days. Go, now.

My favorite was the naked room. Mythological nudes, courtesans in forbidden pearls, Mars and Venus etc. My date preferred the religious allegories. I also like the dogs- I have never seen so many good dog portraits. Dogs + naked women= crowdpleaser.

I left the gallery with a plan to visit Venice. Anyone in for an international museum club trip? titian_danae