Caper and I, having ingested pond water from the sink (not our first, certainly, but somehow pond water from a pond is less sinister) are now lying on the couch awaiting intestinal upset. Just to keep you posted. Also my landlady gave me a ceramic bowl full of four kinds of fancy cheese that I’m supposed to take downstairs and refill whenever it is empty. That’s right, I have a magical bottomless cheese pot. Could also lead to intestinal upset.